Baby Apocalypse Talk

First of all, I'm EJ. My friend Carina (DecayedGurl) is pregnant. I was joking around with her about the pregnancy, just to cheer her up. I thought the conversation was frigging hilarious and I should share!

xcesiv4ce: Carina, spit that child out NOW
decayedgurl: I wish I could EJ, I'm thinking of sending her eviction papers :))
xcesiv4ce: LOL @ eviciton papers
hxteach2b: haha
decayedgurl: I hope I don't go over my due date :|
hxteach2b: omg who got evictio0n papers?
hxteach2b: damn this laptop
decayedgurl: I'm thinking of sending the baby eviction papers TeachaBeach
decayedgurl: I are evicting her outta my womb :|
xcesiv4ce: No we're evicting Baby Apocalypse from Carina
decayedgurl: Baby Apocalypse :))
hxteach2b: hrmm can i help with the eviction haha
xcesiv4ce: LOL Teach hell yeah, you get the Sheriff and we'll execute teh eviction
xcesiv4ce: I'll pull her out, you pull her other stuff out
hxteach2b: i got the sheriff hehe
borednkennesaw: who u eviting EJ?
decayedgurl: ew EJ :))
borednkennesaw: evicting
borednkennesaw: or how ever the hell u spell it
xcesiv4ce: we're evicting Baby Apocalypse. She won't vacant Carina's premises
xcesiv4ce: VACATE even
xcesiv4ce: LOL
hxteach2b: as long as i get the other stuff after she has shited
xcesiv4ce: We believe that Baby Apocalypse has ties to Al Queada
hxteach2b: She has prob. planed the attack in London from the belly
xcesiv4ce: Baby Apocalypse is hiding in the cave inside Carinastan
xcesiv4ce: we are going to smoke her out
hxteach2b: omg x
decayedgurl: what the hell is wrong with you EJ :))
hxteach2b: thats bad
borednkennesaw: lol

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